Celebrate the 4th with the Fabulous Kennedys!

(From www.capecodliving.blogspot.com)
4th of July Parades and Fireworks in the Town of Barnstable
Here is a calendar of events in the Town of Barnstable for the Fourth of July.

The Town’s fireworks are being shot off a barge in Lewis Bay at approximately 9 p.m. on Saturday evening.

The best places to view fireworks are Aselton Park, Bismore Park, and Veteran’s Park Beach. There are all kinds of parking bans in place for this event south of South Street, so be careful where you park. There is no rain date. We'll shoot these suckas into the fog, if we have to.

The other good spot to view the fireworks is from Ted Kennedy's sailboat, Mya.(If he isn't busy "mercy fuc#ing" one of his grandaughters or nieces). Hey, Ted, those fireworks maybe incoming Korean missles, and the military build up in Iran, China, and unrest in Afghanistan, ain't helping much either. Then again, you are a dying man, and your priorities, we suppose, should be getting laid. It's what you were best at in life, anyway. Obama bin Laden sends his regards. Hussein around here?



Caro, You helped elect a terrorist...Um, Um, Um, 'Ya Know...