"Do you know where you end up if you don't study, if you aren't smart, if you're intellectually lazy? You end up getting us stuck in a war in Iraq. Just ask President Bush."
And what happens if you don't realize that the President you just helped to elect is Osama bin Laden?
Now, the question of the hour is, if corruption is "appropriate", who do we ask about the hamster died? The rabbit? Alexa? Vanessa?
Great job at the convention, guys! And how the hell were you supposed to know that Obama was Osama? Isn't your biggest concern the Pro-Choice argument? Well, girls, step yourselves right up before God himself on judgment day, and let him know you're the devil's advocate!
