Thursday, June 25, 2009
Call 911! We Must Never Forget Neverland and Madonna!
Sorry for the downer on the conspiracy planned out of Boston reminder. CIA conspiracies happen. Besides, more important things are going on in the world today, like the passing of our King of Pop and soon, The Queen of Pop, our infamous "Material Girl". Personally, I like the way Michael Jackson used to grab at his crotch when he danced his Moonwalk. It was really cool, and he's a role model for our progeny. Besides, Madonna used to grab at her crotch before she moved to London and starting speaking in a fake English accent and attempted to raise her "kid of convenience" as a proper lady. For more on propriety, refer to contributions of Ohio State drop out and vulgar cunt, Taryn Thoman. She's a real class act, and makes Madonna, the Material Girl, really look low rent. Lastly, do you think there was anything wrong with the Kennedy boys both fucking Marilyn Monroe on the side? I thought that kind of sexy prowess was reserved for a Thoman Wilcox. Did anyone ever figure out why poor Marilyn committed suicide? Used like a Kopechne, or something?
CIA Conspiracies do not reach the Hollywood Elite, really they don't! Oscar winning actors and actresses are really smart! Is it no longer Politically Correct to refer to a female thespian as an actress. Is Ellen DeGeneres a thespian? I like the way President Osama danced his steps on her talk show. We Need Emotional Support and Privacy for Grieving Hollywood at this time.
Also, Do you really believe Obama is Osama? If it's possible this one got past the intelligentsia and the literati, I suddenly believe in forgiveness instead of justice. 'Cause it's better for Hollywood! And how's bout Maverick? Is he a Hero and real Viet Nam Vet, or just another character in Top Gun?
Don't you think The King of Pop sings like a soprano? I heard his new record company in Hell is called "Mob Hits".
Hey Ted, Still looking for that Mercy Fuck? Call Taryn Thoman, for a good time.
Call me when you figure out the difference between Our Lady, Madonna, and the Material Girl!
PS. Did you see the YouTube of the Iranian Girl dying in front of the camera, or are you still dancing around to Michael Jackson?