Queen of Cloacas, "Taryn of the Toilets" has embarked on a new vendetta, attacking long time associate, Joe Pino. The venerable candidate for Barnstable Town Council seeking to represent Precinct Six lost his bid to unseat the incumbent, Janet Joakim in the November 3rd election. Joe Pino demonstrated remarkable political prowess in falling short of a win, but emerged as a class act. The victorious win of Janet Swain Joakim was hardly commanding, and certainly not a mandate. Maybe after nearly ten years of being married to a husband like Dennis, what Taryn really needs, is a "man date".
Taryn is an aging, sagging, wannabe beauty queen, with meager intelligence, short on style. Financially, morally, and otherwise bankrupt, this status seeking "know nothing" is embarassed by constant failure and defeat. Rather than accept the loss with grace and aplomb, this fool is attacking the group that supported her through the Criminal Harassment charge levied against her after she demonstrated bizarre antics in 2008.
Taryn Thoman is responsible for the failure of the Recall Effort of Joakim. Thoman claimed responsibility for the effort to unseat Janet Joakim from office that same year. Unfortunately, Taryn has little understanding of munipal, state, and national politics. For instance, Thoman once suggested she should approach Al Baker of Marstons Mills to convert him into a COGGER/BLOGGER. Mr. Baker is a senior citizen, prominent member of the community, and council meeting "regular". Taryn Thoman Wilcox, a colossal dunce, is still "smarting" after finishing "just outside of the winner's circle" in the 2007 race for Charter Commission. Apparently, Thoman, with her newfound political ambitions, is unfamiliar with the ubiquitous Al Baker. Thoman simply did not realize it was Al Baker of the Mills who initially suggested it was time for a review of the town charter. How politically savvy can she really be?
Councilor Janet Swain Joakim emerges victorious, partly due to a group of loyal and energetic supporters that provide a strong constituency base. Faithful to the embattled former Barnstable Town Council President, the group has rallied to the side of Joakim her times of need. In the clutch, Joakim has been effective at galvanizing this base to protect her position on the Barnstable Town Council. Thoman is yet to realize the price of her antics last year. I ran into Joe Pino, today. He was headed into the CVS and took a moment to speak to me. He graciously thank me for supporting his efforts. Pino was the consummate and quintessential gentleman. He was pleased with his numbers, and the style of clean campaign. Pino is sensible, with character and decorum.
Pino ran with grassroots support and old fashioned door to door canvassing. He was deferential and polite in regard to Joakim, the victor and wished her well in her last term. Pino emphatically stated he had no interface with Internet personalities, campaigning the old fashioned way. Old Joe has still got it, promoting principles of responsibility and accountability with focus on the issues. Pino referred to Thoman as a "sick woman".
Unfortunately, Taryn has begun to attack Joe Pino and Gary Lopez via the Internet. Thoman is not only signing the names of innocent parties criticizing the website hit prowess of www.capecog.com. Thoman continues to make specious allegations that a former associate committed voter fraud in the November 3rd election. Taryn Thoman reported and claimed illegality with no supporting facts or evidence. Thoman has been seen in Barnstable Town Clerk Linda Hutchenrider's Office. Thoman insisted on speaking with Lucia in regard to her concerns over the results of the recent election. Thoman's allegations now jeopardize the status of the guaranteed recount of the approval of the new charter winning by just one vote.
Taryn Thoman continues to antagonize Gary Lopez, the "Sultan of Statistics" and "Grandaddy of the Bloggers" by suggesting Eric "Bugsy" Schwaab maintains the more informative and politically potent blog. Schwaab has been caught giving "spyware" to a number of IP addresses and demonstrates a cocky, hot temper. Say what you will about website designer, Janet Swain Joakim, she doesn't make a living giving Internet viruses. This issue is under investigation by the Cybercrimes Unit of the Office of the Attorney General.
As usual, Taryn knows nothing of what she speaks. Desperately trying to maintain credibility, she is currently foreclosing on her overpriced dream home. Taryn and her unemployed husband can hardly afford the style of living to which this deadbeat mother aspires. Thoman continues to ignore the needs of her school aged child, Aidan Thoman Wilcox. Thoman focuses instead on a perpetual vindictive battle with the "powers that be". Taryn Thoman has been in a longstanding battle with her neighbors. Ron and Christine Howell grew weary of providing free babysitting services to their disrespectful and arrogant "no-nothing" neighbors.
Taryn made victims out many residents and children of Mountain Ash Road in Marstons Mills. Thoman was outraged after neighbors refused to support Thoman's constant allegations of child molestation by a neighborhood eight year old. Taryn has attempted non-meritorious litigation against neighbors who refused to attack an innocent child. Thoman hired a loser lawyer and put forth a motion for injunctive relief, essentially attempting to force these neighbors out of their home.
Please enjoy the video of the poor wildebeeste, and imagine the relief the neighbors and children of Thoman now enjoy after watching the impotent Dennis and ineffective Thoman squirm in their foreclosing home. The story of the wildebeeste is sad, indeed!
The sad, sad, sorry, story of the wildebeeste...
Charles Darwin said...
Absolutely, Taryn's looking good for it! Most interesting is the alert and happy look on her face! She's quite tan, and needless to say, grazing among the other, expendable, wildebeeste. The story of the wildebeeste is quite sad, indeed. The poor herbivore is meant as fodder on the food chain. It's intended to be sadly, sacrificed. Short legs, heavy in the meaty torso, the wildebeeste choose a weaker specimen to lead the pack from the prowling lioness. Not only is the chosen leader pompous, it isn't very bright! The wildebeeste start intuitively moving as a group, following some poor sucker of specimen until it tires. Slowly the breed begins to move back away from the tiring, often older, beast. Instinctively, they split left and right, sort of like Democrats and Republicans. They leave the poor, worn out, tired, sorry old piece of expendable meat to be devoured by the lioness.
Taryn is the ultimate wildebeeste. Overestimates her prowess, thinks she's ready to lead, but the pack recognizes her feeble, expendable sensibilities. Ripped to shreads by the hungry lioness.
So, friends and neighbors, how are your cubs, these days? Did they get enough to eat? There's plenty of wildebeeste flesh left to feed the entire village of Marstons Mills.
Then again, considering how unsavory of a character Taryn is, I can see why you've resorted to being vegetarians.
One sad reminder...did I mention Dennis is a vegetable?
Here is a sampling of general Thoman stupidity:Accusations of Voter Fraud/Thoman
From: mary clements (welcometobarnstable@live.com)
Sent: Sun 11/08/09 4:06 PM
To: macdonaldp@barnstablepolice.com; delaneym@barnstablepolice.com
Dear Chief MacDonald. As you can see, there is tremendous angst directed toward me over the blogs. Once again, I certainly respect the First Amendment. I am unsure that accusing a voter of insurance fraud and publishing this over the Internet is lawful. My understanding from law enforcement is that there were complaints by Taryn Thoman's insurance company that three suggested burglaries were an inside job. One of the officers suggested that Thoman was found with items on her person and in her car, after the third supposed break-in.
I'm sorry to hear that Taryn was let get away with insurance fraud. I am not inclined to take responsibility for the actions of Thoman. Unfortunately, for Taryn, and lucky for me, I was hospitalized for ten days and November 3rd is indeed a day of which I was an in-patient. There is no way I could vote illegally in Precinct 13. I am looking to see if Taryn sent someone into vote for charter commission report on that day.
The comments have been traced to Taryn's IP.
I would love to here what lunatic was dubbed Pino's campaign manager! I know an energetic and sincere supporter who hoped for victory, last Tuesday. COG distanced themselves from most lunacy. I always knew Lopez was Pino's manager. Personally, I think Pino had a damn good showing. He closed the gap remarkably since his last two runs.
Damaging Joakim politically is a work in progress. This is her last term. Agreed?
She could worm her way into a well paid hack's position with her "connections" and "experience". Pino's credibility and high favorability rating makes him victorious. Against Joakim, he's the furthest thing from a loser.
Posted by: Influence is a Commodity in Barnstable! | November 07, 2009 at 06:36 PM ("MARY'S ONLY COMMENT)
Mary Clements is the lunatic "campaign manager".
DUH!
Posted by: you sewer, you brought her | November 07, 2009 at 09:18 PM
Mary Clements was living off Cape, but came down a few days before the election to make calls as Joe's campaign manager, and commit voter fraud by voting in Precinct 13from 75 Pearl Street. She was evicted from that address in August, and has not lived in Barnstable since.
She was at 4C's library telling folks she was Pino's campaign manager, and was asking for help to get around the precinct to knock on doors.
Ask the kids at the front desk at the library, they know all about Mary's obsession with Janet Joakim and her arch enemy from the sewer site.
Posted by: Lizzy | November 07, 2009 at 09:25 PM
Mary Clements is not the lunatic in question. She was not the woman that Joe Pino was confronted about at the precinct 6 polling place on election day.
Gary described the lunatic as being "more then half in the bag", Mary Clements does not drink.
Posted by: No fan of Milne | November 07, 2009 at 10:12 PM
Milne is a fucking asshole SHITBAG who can kneel down and kiss the ground that J. Julius walks on.
Posted by: Milne is a Jackass | November 07, 2009 at 10:43 PM
When Mary is off her meds, she sounds like a saucebag.
She screwed up the trial of that recall organizer with her fat stupid mouth, and she promised that she would "personally get rid of Joakim" for Joe Pino.
At the moment she is being investigated for voter fraud.
Posted by: you sewer, you brought her | November 08, 2009 at 06:45 AM
VOTER FRAUD
From: Barnstable Voter Add to Contacts
To: chief@barnstablepolice.com; CapeDA@Massmail.state.ma.us; council@town.barnstable.ma.us; tomrugo@comcast.net; janetjoakim@aol.com; rickbarry20@comcast.net; cobra8@comcast.net; milnecoffeehour@comcast.net; editor@barnstablepatriot.com; john.klimm@town.barnstable.ma.us
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Please be advised that Ms. Mary Clements, formerly of 75 Pearl Street, voted in Barnstable on November 3rd as a registered voter of Precinct 13, residing at 75 Pearl Street.
Mary Clements was evicted by the Barnstable Housing Authority from her apartment in August, and now lives outside of the town of Barnstable.
PART I. ADMINISTRATION OF THE GOVERNMENT
TITLE VIII. ELECTIONS
CHAPTER 56. VIOLATIONS OF ELECTION LAWS
PENALTIES ON INDIVIDUALS FOR OFFENCES RELATING TO THE CONDUCT OF PRIMARIES, CAUCUSES AND ELECTIONS
Offences by Voters
Chapter 56: Section 26. Illegal voting or attempt to vote
Section 26. Whoever, knowing that he is not a qualified voter in any place, wilfully votes or attempts to vote therein; whoever votes or attempts to vote more than once on his own name, his name having been registered more than once; whoever votes or attempts to vote in more than one voting precinct or town, his name having been registered in more than one voting precinct or town; whoever votes or attempts to vote in any name other than his own, or knowingly casts or attempts to cast more than one ballot at one time of balloting; or whoever votes or attempts to vote otherwise illegally, shall be punished by a fine of not more than ten thousand dollars or by imprisonment for not more than five years, or both.
Posted by: barnstable voter | November 08, 2009 at 11:32 AM
Another BORING rant.
Posted by: Truth | November 09, 2009 at 03:22 PM
ONLY 333 AVERAGE PAGE VIEWS? GOOD GOD, EVEN I GET MORE THAN THAT!
ALL THIS TIME I REALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE THE SULTAN OF STATISTICS, AND KING OF ALL BLOGGERS.
CLEARLY ERIC SCHWAAB IS THE BIG DOG IN BLOG TOWN THESE DAYS!
Posted by: Mary Clements | November 10, 2009 at 05:51 AM (Posted by Taryn Thoman)
Mary I the 333 average views are for the four and a half year period I've been writing the blog (1,393 different posts), including the first year and a half when I averaged less than 200 per day. It also includes the cumulative five months that I did not post, but kept the blog open.
If you look at my recent activity,I'm averaging 450 page views per day without comments open.
If I opened comments that number would double because of people logging on two, three, four, and five times a day to read comments, and post their own.
For example if you read Schwaab's crap, you'll see that Rob Anderson comments four and five times a day, and John Julius; two and three times.
With my post there's no reason to log on a second time because nothing has changed.
I've posted 1,400 of the 1,625 days I've been open, and my average page view is based on 1,625.
Each time i quit posting, my page views dropped to 150 per day, which progressively increased after I started posting again.
Over the years many folks have asked me to email my posts because they travel.
As a consequence I email 143 BCC's of each post.
Posted by: Gary Lopez | November 10, 2009 at 09:50 AM
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I heard Joe Pino is now lying about aking that Joakim recall lady for copies of all her petitions and voter list from the recall, and says he never asked her to talk to supporters of the recall.
There is some story about a “fake campaign manager” that supposedly started from town hall after he lost the election, and Joakim had nothing to do with it. Sounds more like Lopez.
The guy lost to Joakim three times before. Why is he blaming someone else for losing a 4th time?
I hope the recall organizer comes forward and rats Joe out for using all her info and then blaming her for his loss.
Hang it up Joe. You and Lopez are too old for this game.
barnstablesewers // November 10, 2009 at 10:29 | Reply
She might be angry, but she’s no rat. Nice try.
Up Stewart's Creek Without a Paddle // November 10, 2009 at 09:32 | Reply
Scan sent!
barnstablesewers // November 10, 2009 at 10:07 | Reply
Thanks. It looks like they want you to hand over your rights to your private road. Don’t do it!
Manni // November 10, 2009 at 09:49 | Reply
Pino’s campaign manager is a woman who works at town hall – it’s supposed to be some big secret, but it’s not. She is the one who started the stupid rumor so Joe could save some face.
After all, how would you like to lose to a low-life like Janet Joakim FOUR TIMES IN A ROW?!!
She said she saw that I’d voted for Joakim’s recall and wanted to know if I’d vote for Pino.
I said no, because Pino is too unpredictable. At least with Joakim, you know exactly how stupid her vote will be every single time.
My wife, son, his wife and I all stayed away from the polls because there was no good choice, again.
Barnstable Voter // November 10, 2009 at 10:40 | Reply
Both Joakim and Pino are scumbags. Hopefully the new charter will pass, and we can get some better talent in a few years.
I didn’t expect Pino or Carey to win, but I really thought Anderson had it in the bag.
Rugo is a shameless bigot, who went all over his district telling people sewers would never come to the lake.
If not them, then who? The town has announced they’re adding 5400 customers to town sewer. Who are they going to drive out of town next
Tail of Thoman, Tale of Thoman, Tail of Thoman, Tale of Thoman, Tail of ThomanHey, Taryn, you stupid deadbeat, did I not tell you I would destroy you if it's the last thing I ever did? Touche, Taryn, Good Riddance, You IDIOT!
Mary
