Gary Lopez, local political activist and former candidate for State Representative, can no longer find his way out of the wrapper with a compass and a map! Initially, Gary Lopez was the driving force behind the Recall Effort of Councilor Greg Milne of Precinct 13. Lopez now claims that he is "distancing himself" from the Recall Effort. Gary Lopez, of Centerville, a colossal and countless loser, has yet to succeed at any political initiative supported by his feeble, grassroots advocacy group, Citizens for Open Government. Here is a list of Garyn Lopez most recent failed efforts:
* Recall Initiative of former Barnstable Town Council President Janet Swain Joakim.
* Charter Commissioner and passage of a newly revised charter providing for a much needed mayor.
* Had his political ass whooped by Barnstable Town Assessor Jeff Rudzniak, the Business Improvement District and the Barnstable Chamber of Commerce.
* Campaign Coordinator and Manager for Joe Pino for Barnstable Town Councilor in the Sixth Precinct
* Could only get his daughter into a fourth rate institution of higher learning such as Suffolk University.
* Campaigned unsuccessfully against former State Representative, and current Manager of the Town of Barnstable, the puerile John Klimm. Lopez has been eating crow ever since.
Gary Lopez unsuccessfully attempted to recall President Janet Swain Joakim of Precinct Six. Lopez utilized the meager talent of two-bit twit, Taryn Thoman of Marstons Mills. Taryn Thoman Wilcox has picked up a new moniker, Barnstable's Queen of the Commodes, "Taryn of the Toilets". Thoman, a narcotics addict and neglectful mother, attempted non-meritorious litigation against her neighbors in 2005. Taryn Thoman was charged with Criminal Harassment during the Recall Effort of Janet Swain Joakim. Thoman beat the rap by hiring the same attorney as her accomplice in the Recall Effort. Taryn Thoman and her self purported "dangerously creative mind" has never had an original thought in her life!
"Taryn of the Toilets" Thoman developed four obscene graphics of the Barnstable Town Council President. Taryn Thoman also devised over twelve harassing blogsites directed at antagonizing her neighbors and the Joakim family. During the course of her 21 year tenure as a "successful businesswoman", Thoman made fraudulent insurance claims at her failed business, Taryn's Mirror of Main Street. Taryn Thoman had a documented and established record of failing to pay her sales taxes, and is about to foreclose on her "dream home" at 22 Mountain Ash Road in Marstons Mills.
Gary Lopez considers "Taryn of the Toilets" credible. Obviously, Lopez, a retired Centerville businessman, is none too bright. Senile, stupid, or both, Lopez is yet to realize that he and Taryn Thoman are a mere annoyance to the well oiled, political machine of Janet Swain Joakim. Lopez also claimed he was "distancing" himself from the brains behind the Joakim Recall Effort. Yep, that's me! Once senile Lopez, Tiny Tot Thoman and Toddler Eric "Bugsy" Schwaab claimed they had to "distance" themselves from the driving force behind the Joakim Recall, the effort crashed and burned. All efforts to elect an alternative to Joakim have also "landed in the drink". We anticipate the Milne Recall Effort will go by way of the failed Joakim effort. Citizens for Open Government is the gang that "simply cannot shoot straight". If Taryn Thoman had a brain she would be dangerous!
Sadly, Gary Lopez brags and boasts that he has feasted at the finest banquets. The truth of the matter for this Centerville businessman, is that his highlight on resume is that he "chaffeured" the rich and famous for a living. Henceforth, he drove the intelligentsia and the literati to their banquents. He settled for scraps. Politically, nothing has changed for this sad, failing, tag-along wannabe. I guess it's the best the little boy from Pepperdine can do! At least Eric "Crabsy" Schwaab can boast of doing time at the swanky Reed College. Poor Thoman, never graduated herself from Ohio State. Then again, she is tring to pass of a fifth rate school like Ohio Wesleyan as Ohio State. Janet Joakim has a more impressive pedigree!
Lopez, pitiful and pathetic, even his home is listed in the Barnstable Town Assessors website under his wife's name. She works. He blogs!
What a pussy!
Hey, it's the senile old codger, the over-the-hill farting curmudgeon for one last gas! No wonder Gary Lopez had such a brainfart over the price of jet fuel and the Rectrix lawsuit at the Barnstable Airport! Enjoy the clip from the Wizard of Oz as Gary and Thoman dance around trying to find a brain between them. ...as for Eric "Crabsy" Schwaab and his overactive C-O-C-K? Clearly the wizard. All show, no substance. Ella? Hit the road! Your husband makes a living giving spyware! What a charlaton! Speaking of Crow.........
Presented for your viewing pleasure, Scarecrow Gary Lopez, attempting to terrify homeowners in Precinct 13 with loss of their homes over the sewering issue. Somebody ought to tell the obtuse dolt, Taryn of the Toilets" to tell Toto....." We're not in Kansas, anymore!"
Hey Lopez!..... "If you only had a brain!"
