Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Peace is Never Possible with Thoman's Dance of Anger!

GIVE PEACE A CHANCE?


(click on photo to enlarge, courtesy of www.capecodliving.blogspot.com)
This item was posted on May 26 on Eric Schwaab's website.
Hank Farnham and a host of local dignitaries look on in dismay as a dozen scantily clad peace activists tossed rose petals to the crowd at the Centerville Memorial Day parade.

As we all know, Hank prefers to keep the peace through the judicious use of water boarding.
(Labels: Cape Cod Living)

We suspect the scantily clad lead peace activist may have been Taryn Anne Marie Patricia Thoman, and maybe someday Wilcox. Thoman-Wilcox is infamous for strutting her stuff. Thoman leads the battle cry, screaming "Peace Will Never Be Possible" until a DramaQueen Saves the Town of Barnstable! Ms. Taryn Thoman boasts of stellar accomplishments. Proud of her public resignation from the No Place for Hate Committee, Failure at the Recall Effort of Janet Joakim, and meager contribution to the Open Meeting of the Voters Initiative, Ms. Thoman continues to make great strides improving the School Committee despite her inablility to spell. Please consider those in attendance as "tolerant" of her crazy dance, claiming it is another demonstration of the wide parameter of The First Amendment.

Town Leadership hides their embarassment as Thoman takes it all off, dancing around in a bustier and garter! It appears Taryn has an interesting dance of anger. As far as torture tactics are concerned, most dignitaries concede waterboarding is preferable to the politics of COG!

Lastly, it was suggested that even David Still is apologizing and begging for forgiveness from God, Himself after witnessing Thoman's Dirty Dancing!