Saturday, April 18, 2009

Taryn Thoman, Biggest Lunatic in Barnstable Exposed!



Meet the indomitable Taryn Thoman, a woman who literally embodies the spirit of Fran Drescher's "Enter Whining". Poor Taryn Thoman, foreclosing on her home, making DSS Reports to prove her social prowess, attempting to rub elbows with the high and mighty and dominate those she deems of lesser power emerges as the ultimate Millbilly! Millbully?


Posted below is the Clerk Magistrates records of the events that lead to the Criminal Harassment Charge against her. You can see by the narrative posted below that Taryn Thoman is a lot of things. Unfortunately, bright is not one of them.

From the District Court:
0825AC300 THOMAN 9-19-08 (1A)
I called this matter a little after 4pm, no Atty had appeared. I informed Ms. THOMAN that the hearing would proceed with or without counsel-she indicated that Mr. Segadelli had some matters in other courts as well. The hearing began as the courtroom was cleared. All witnesses were sequestered. Sgt. Caido gave a brief overview of the case. A.D.A.E. Connor was also present. A full, complete and extensive hearing was held. Sometime during the hearing the A.D.A. received a call from Mr. Segadelli saying that he would not be coming. He said he had been in his office all afternoon and that although he had spoken to the defendant earlier in the day, he had not been retained.

Christine Howell was the first to testify and gave extensive testimony of various events from August 2008. She gave testimony of various events from August 2005 up till August 2008. She gave testimony about her experiences as well as her husband’s.

0825AC3008 THOMAN 9-19-08 (2A)

Officer Mark Delaney was next to testify. He talked about how he first got involved with the parties (neighbors) back in 2006. He also gave testimony about events he was involved in with the parties.

Based on his testimony and that of Ms. Howell I did not hear from Mr. Howell, believing that his testimony would be duplicitous at this point.

I then allowed Ms. THOMAN to present witnesses. Her first witness was her husband D. Wilcox. He was followed by his old boss, R. HAYES. Mr. Hayes had no direct knowledge of any of the issues before the court. Mr. LOPEZ was her final witness. He also didn’t have much to add other than he believed Ms. THOMAN was responsible for putting a video of Ms. Howell on U-Tube.

Ms.THOMAN was then given the opportunity to speak. At some point during the hearing, I did ask Ms. THOMAN if she was O.K. She said she was, although she would waive a large baggie full of apparent prescriptions in the air every once in a while. In a prior motion she had put forth


0825AC3008 THOMAN 9-19-08 (3A)

that she had immediate medical issues. I asked her several times about them and any doctor’s letters she might have, but she failed to produce anything.

I also asked her if she was on any medication today which would cloud her thinking. She said “no!” I asked her if she was under the influence of alcohol or illegal drugs today and she said “No!”

I believe that Ms. THOMAN was a competent witness and I allowed her to continue her testimony.

At the conclusion of all the testimony, about 21/2 hours after it began I was given some additional papers from both Ms. THOMAN and Ms. Howell.

I took all the paperwork and my copius notes along with the file. This matter is “Under Advisement.”

Mary Clements
75 Pearl Street #2
Hyannis, MA 02601

August 18, 2008




Ms. Christine Howell
10 Mountain Ash Road
Marstons Mills, MA 02648

Hi Christine,

While I was attempting to unearth the plethora of documents provided to me by your neighbor, Ms. Taryn Thoman, I discovered a number of materials that demonstrate Ms. Thoman has focused much of her animosity on Janet Joakim through you. Please note the email forwarded to Thoman from her sister Therese Marinelli in regard to your nursing license. I have copied both front and back of this document clearing demonstrating that she and her sister conspired to make the complaint on your license. Ms. Thoman was very adamant stating that she wanted an independent party to formulate a complaint on your license. She suggested that her sister’s career would be in jeopardy and that you had vindictively attacked Therese Marinelli in the past. Although she provided substantial materials to show concern, she never provided the amount of video footage she claimed to have in her possession. She did state that the video she provided of you would be instrumental in proving that you “had no impulse control”. Thoman believes that footage is more effective than documents and suggested that the video clip she provided would be most effective to prove a case against your license.

Please note the narrative provided by Ms. Thoman in regard to the hypodermic needles scattered in your driveway on your premises. I continue to be haunted by the conversation we had regarding the quality and appearance of these needles. Ms. Thoman begrudgingly admitted to me that her sister, Therese Marinelli worked in heparin/coumadin studies with physicians developing new medications for thrombosis. She also once admitted to me that Therese let her take materials from the storage closets at Ohio State. The syringes and needles that you described to me appear to be heparin syringes and would be accessible from the supply closets at Marinelli’s workplace.

Thank you for your time and attention. I am hoping for the best for you in regard to the problems at Mountain Ash Road.

Sincerely,




Mary