Wednesday, August 26, 2009

What a Way to Ruin a Perfectly Fabulous Vacation!


First there was the threat of Hurricane Bill:

HAMILTON, Bermuda - Hurricane Bill scattered coral and palm tree debris, causing flooding and power cuts but no casualties on Bermuda on Saturday, then prompted tropical storm warnings for parts of the U.S. coast - including President Obama's planned vacation spot.

Secondly, the way the political winds were blowing, no bouquet toss...


Washington: Chelsea Clinton may get married at Martha's Vineyard on Saturday and rumors are in circulation that president Obama could be the surprise guest.

According to The Times, while official denials of the happy event are strenuous, locals are insisting that the wedding will bring together a mix of celebrities and power brokers -- including the Obama, Clinton and Kennedy families -- in a major gathering of the Democratic Party establishment.

Then there was a chance that Mr. Hotshot Obama might not swing with superstar, Tiger Woods...


EDGARTOWN - Now don’t breathe a word of this. Because nobody’s supposed to know. But word here on the Vineyard is that the Secret Service has scoped out the oh-so-exclusive Vineyard Golf Club to prepare for a possible golf outing between President Obama and golf great Tiger Woods!

Now, THAT is a photo op for the ages.

Needless to say, no one is talking. But the buzz on the links is that Woods - who is coming off an upset loss to Y.E. Yang in the PGA Championship - will hop over to the island for a round of golf with the Duffer-In-Chief sometime next week during the prez’s summer hols.

The presidential golf outing would fit rather nicely into Tiger’s schedule, as the World’s Greatest Golfer is expected to tee off in the Deutsche Bank Championship at TPC Norton on Sept. 4.

At the worst possible moment, The King of Corruption bites the big one...


Sen. Edward Kennedy, the indefatigable liberal icon whose 47 years in the Senate were often overshadowed by his twin roles as keeper and casualty of the Camelot myth, died late Tuesday night after a long battle with brain cancer.

He was 77, and passed away at the famed Kennedy family compound in Hyannis Port, Mass.



The populace is now asking themselves...did we elect a socialist? The health care bill, Kennedy's final legacy is a disaster, Obama's poll numbers are plummeting, and yes we elected worse than a socialist, we elected a terrorist. Good-by and good riddance, Ted, and take the Osama bin Biden Administration with you!



At last, just as I was praying for a miracle!